The Great Mutato became a fan of Peanut Butter.

           George Washington Carver likes this.

Shaineh Berkowitz just spent two days scrubbing her frying pan!

Shaineh Berkowitz had a seed planted in a barren field.

           Dana Scully likes this.

Shaineh Berkowitz sent Fox Mulder a gift: Letter.

 Fox Mulder and Shaineh Berkowitz are now friends.

 Dana Scully cannot believe this shit. As per usual.

The Townspeople became a fan of Jerry Springer.

Fox Mulder and Dana Scully added Creepy Little Town to the Places I've Been application.

Izzy Berkowitz sent The Great Mutato a gift: Peanut Butter Sandwich.

Dana Scully reduces people to cultural stereotypes.

          Fox Mulder: Which you should really stop doing, Scully. Not everybody’s dream is to get on Jerry Springer.

          Dana Scully: Do forgive my presumption. In the future, I'll refrain from following things to their logical conclusion. I know how that irks you.
         
The Townspeople and Fox Mulder are now friends.

Dr. Pollidori took the "Which Mad Scientist Are You?" quiz and the result is result Dr. Frankenstein.

          Dr. Pollidori: Hellz to the YEAH!!!!

 Fox Mulder has written a note on Izzy Berkowitz's Wall: Do you have a tape recorder? Because I'm pretty sure someone recorded my conversation last night. See Wall to Wall.

Dr. Pollidori posted an Album: Flies I Have Mutated.

Izzy Berkowitz has written a note on Fox Mulder's Wall: Uh, no. See Wall to Wall.

           Shaineh Berkowitz: The hell you don't!

           Dana Scully: Mr. Berkowitz, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.

           Homer Simpson: Hey, Izzy - me and Barney are gonna go sit in his car and eat packets of mustard. You in?

           Izzy Berkowitz: Like you even have to ask!

 25 Things You Didn't Know About Me by Dana Scully.

            1. I am a medical doctor.

            2. I can run in four inch heels and make it look easy!

            3. I once got hammered and got a tattoo and slept with this random hot guy.

            4. Did I mention I'm a doctor? Because I am. A medical one.

            more...

Dr. Pollidori sneers at your inferior intellect.

            Dana Scully: I'm a scientist.

            Dr. Pollidori: Oh yeah? What's a homeotic Hox gene?

            Dana Scully: Well, uh, I don't know everything. Like, sometimes I need to have DNA explained to me again and stuff.

Elizabeth Pollidori and Donnie Pfaster became fans of Morbid Bedroom Décor.

Dr. Pollidori wonders: How many socks would a Hox box rock if a Hox box could rock socks?

           Dana Scully likes this.

           Dr. Pollidori: Poser.

 Dana Scully removed Older Married Doctors from her interests.

          Maggie Waterston: It's about fucking time.

          Dana Scully: Would you get the hell over yourself? Like, yesterday?

Dr. Pollidori added University of Ingolstadt to the Places I Have Been application.

The Townspeople are ignoring Dana Scully.

Fox Mulder became a fan of J.J.'s Diner.

          Dana Scully: God, you are such an attention whore.

          Fox Mulder: Don't be hatin' on the giant grapefruits.

Fox Mulder reduces people to literary stereotypes.

          Dana Scully: HA!

The Great Mutato sent Elizabeth Pollidori a gift: Striped Fumigation Tent.

Elizabeth Pollidori is no longer online.

Fox Mulder and Dana Scully are no longer online.

Elizabeth Pollidori is pregnant!!!! WOOT!!!!!

Fox Mulder found the smoking gun.

The Great Mutato added The Mask to his favorite movies.

Dr. Pollidori challenged The Old Man to Zombie Wars.

The Old Man is now a zombie.

Fox Mulder and The Townspeople are no longer friends.

Fox Mulder is no longer a fan of J.J.'s Diner.

Fox Mulder's crotch will be up all night.

          Diana Fowley likes this.

          Dana Scully:  Don't flatter yourself, Mulder.

          Diana Fowley: Like you'd know anything about it.

          Dana Scully: Do you ever get tired of pretty much being a whore?

Diana Fowley shared a link: www.bitemeyoulittleredheadedbitch.com

Fox Mulder wonders if Jell-O will be involved in resolving the above dispute.

          Melvin Frohike likes this.

The Great Mutato has posted an event: My father's impromptu burial in the barn floor.

The Townspeople have formed a torch and pitchfork brigade.

          Dr. Pollidori likes this.

         Smokey the Bear: Only you can prevent barn fires.

The Great Mutato and Eddie Van Blundht joined the group I Am Not A Rapist - I'm Just Misunderstood.

Aloysia Virgata joined the group Cognitive Dissonance Allows Me To Be A Fan Of The X-Files. 

          Chris Carter likes this.

Izzy Berkowitz and The Townspeople took the "Which Farm Animal Do You Most Resemble?" quiz.

Fox Mulder has had a complete break from reality.
         
         Izzy Berkowitz: I'm the writer! Let's go crazy!

         Dana Scully: What the HELL?

Dana Scully saw the ghost of Elvis on Union Avenue.

         Fox Mulder: Followed him up to the gates of Graceland, then I watched him walk right through.

        John Byers: Now security they did not see him, they just hovered 'round his tomb…

        Melvin Frohike: But there's a pretty little thing waitin' for the King down in the Jungle Room.

        Ringo Langley: FREEBIRD!!!!!

Jerry Springer, Elizabeth Pollidori, and Shaineh Berkowitz are all friends.

Fox Mulder and Dana Scully became fans of Cher.

             213,571,987 Shippers like this.

Dana Scully must admit that he's a pretty good dancer.

          Phoebe Green: You have no idea…

          Fox Mulder: My parents made me go to cotillion. Care to try the horizontal mambo?

          Dana Scully: I would like nothing better, but things are about to get fairly shitty for me, so that's going to have to wait until an undisclosed point in the future.

          Fox Mulder: AGAIN? But you just finished with brain cancer!

          Dana Scully: Sigh. I know.

          Fox Mulder: Sometimes I feel like we are the playthings of an angry god.

Izzy Berkowitz sent Fox Mulder and Dana Scully a gift: Comic Book Cover

Chris Carter made this.